Wednesday, August 3, 2011

Swimming In a Sea of Drugs and Bitches

Rick Ross 4 Prez.

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Ten Minutes has passed now since I wrote 'Rick Ross 4 Prez.' Have I peaked? Was this the highlight of my blogging career? Now I know how

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Another ten minutes. Trying to draw a comparison to someone whose career had early success then died off while swimming in a sea of drugs and bitches. But we all know how the internet works, yes? Its very easy to get lost in Wikipedia. A quick click on the featured article and next thing you know you're knee deep in an article about Bud Powell and combined with Youtube you're quickly convinced that 'Birth of the Cool' is the greatest album of all time and critics are correct in calling Bud Powell 'the Charlie Parker of the piano.'

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Another ten minutes. The oldest person who ever lived was Jeanne Calment. She lived to be 122 years, 164 days. 44724 total days.

"In 1965, aged 90 years and with no heirs, Calment signed a deal to sell her former apartment to lawyer André-François Raffray, on a contingency contract. Raffray, then aged 47 years, agreed to pay her a monthly sum of 2,500 francs until she died. Raffray ended up paying Calment the equivalent of more than $180,000, which was more than double the apartment's value. After Raffray's death from cancer at the age of 77, in 1995, his widow continued the payments until Calment's death."

Hustlin'.

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Ok. I dont have the attention span to be one of these highfalutin bloggers who talks about topical, important or hey, even interesting things but what I can provi

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2 comments:

  1. If you ain't Rick Ross, you ain't the boss.

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  2. Wonderfully incoherent post by the by

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