Friday, March 30, 2012

CC's Three Free Thoughts o' the Day Fo'ya

Sometimes I get to thinking.  Not about fiscal solvency, political turmoil, crime rates, international business transactions, professional sports, the ex-wife, falling amounts of creativity in Canadian universities, or theatre culture in Toronto, just thinkin'.

  1. The nail on my smallest toe is so small I don't even know what it's doing there.
  2. Despite the fact that rice has been a food staple for somewhere around twelve thousand years, I am still completely unable to cook it properly.
  3. The average age of the boiz is 25.222222222222222.


  1. What, no lad of the week this week? Did no one have a good enough week to meet your standards? What, where the lot of ya's born yesterday? Ya lazy? Out zoomin' the girls where ya? What?

    Polygraph Mollygraphy!

    Give the Bert the ole' kiss on top of the heads cause he's back baby, he's back?!?!?!

    Signed: Sens Chirp

  2. dear cc,

    the trick to awesomely cooked rice is this: 2 cups water per 1 cup rice. and a little salt. oh, and never leave the pot unattended.