An Open Letter to Multi-Res Management and The Neighbours Who Dwell Below

I don’t know about where you come from, but where we come from – the outskirts of Centretown, we do not respond kindly to threats...

After a relatively quiet weekend that saw one of the Cooper lads improve his second language in hopes of attaining a high paying job and breaking the boizz out of this shithole (you’re taking me with you, right Bert?!?!), and saw the other Cooper lad dip into the darkness known as the abyss after a lack luster dunk contest and one too many draft beers (I still don’t see the problem in taking off all one's clothes and asking your roommate to scratch your back...while on the toilet, but that’s another blog post entirely), we awoke Monday morning to find this message in our respective inboxs...

Lad of the Week

Happy Monday ladies and gents! And by now you should know that "happy Monday" really means "happy Lad of the Week day!"

Okay, let’s cut to the chase…

Lad of the Week

Well, it was a tough one this week. Over the course of two Latch Out Loud board meetings, deliberations for Lad of the Week didn't really get anywhere. Jeremy Lin was an obvious candidate, but he really had a better case last week, and we've already had a sports figure named Lad of the Week. Paul McCartney recently quit smoking weed for his daughter's sake, but that really isn't gonna cut it. Adele is a girl. Bashar al-Assad is unfortunately having his way in the world, but he's not exactly the type of candidate we're looking for. Floyd Mayweather is in the news again for not having a brain. Yeesh. Let's just say it was a tough week to nominate a worthy lad. That's why we've gone the lifetime achievement route and awarded Lad of the Week to Rex Murphy.

Uncle Buck and Today's Youth

With great power comes great responsibility.

It’s hard to imagine that one of the boiz would rise to the ranks of management in any office setting, but it has happened. David Dave and Dale (I give them equal credit for my ability to rise through the ranks) has recently been placed in a supervisor role for a new employee. Now I don’t know about you, but my management skills are pretty good- I like to keep mine razor sharp.

Lad of the Week

As some of you may have noticed, productivity at Latch Out Loud Enterprises has dipped markedly in  February. After a prolific month of January that saw the publication of gripping tales from Apartment Swap 2012 and the classic piece The Five Degrees of Dale, the boyz have become somewhat complacent. There has been much speculation as to what exactly caused this slump. Internet rumours swirled about CC defecting to the Barbados. TMZ reported that kcerwd had

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